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2009-12-10

Un remède à la mélancolie

Well, two of them actually.







And this gem (my everlasting thanks to Mr. N whose musical taste shines proudly among my own private constellation of odd luminaries ;-).




2009-12-08

The great unwashed 2

"Women...
Twenty years later, they are all old, tired, petty and dumb.
(waits a few secs, lost in thought)
No, not dumb, not my wife.
Shrewd is the word."

2009-12-06

The great unwashed

The Horde is back, I am besieged.

- "I got sinusoid. It is a pain."
- "Right, you think it gets better then it gets worse."

- "I had to go to the bathroom to laugh."
- "Most peculiar, anatomically speaking."


2009-07-29

no life (continued)

The good thing about being overworked and besieged by the great morons' horde is the conversation.

-"Do you often go shooting people in the streets?"
-"No, not in Europe. (waits a sec, thinking) For now."

The girls are talking about clothes, one of them then says that she likes Esprit jeans.
-"Comme la tête dans le cul quoi."
-"Mais non, à l'envers!"

Another girl is eating some stinking fish.
-"Smells like my girlfriend coming back from camp."
-"Your girlfriend is a girl scout leader?"
-"Not a leader, no."

-"My wife has lost two stones."
-"Good for her."
-"Now I can see my watch when I hug her."
-"Sterling performance. Carry on."

2009-06-16

Coco

Critical: never have both a cocker and a daughter named Constance.

2009-06-14

The French Touch V

2009-06-13

The French Touch IV

"Ici chacun sait ce qu'il veut, ce qu'il fait quand il passe."

2009-06-07

The French Touch III

New new Mini's best thing ;-)


2009-06-05

The French Touch II

They call it a park, I call it a cage.
Makes for some interesting misunderstandings ;-)

2009-05-28

Expressing Intent: The French Touch

Sometimes, interacting with native French speakers may become somewhat challenging for the vectorial psychology practitioner. As we already know, vectorial psychology practical foundation lays in well known intents that are efficiently communicated. And as much as we would like to believe that being human transcends cultural boundaries, and as much as we would like vectorial psychology to be equally suited to kick any human ass with gusto, enthusiasm and effectiveness sometimes, just sometimes, we are faced with the fact that some people brain wiring does not really seem to match with what we have always considered to be human. There, being humane and considering these poor souls linguistic plight may be helpful.
You see, when I say that I will act in some manner in the future, what I am saying is that I am both willing and intent on doing that. For us, future tense carries with it intent and disposition. We are using the magic word: will. Simple, efficient and quite logical when you look at it. Well, not so in French. Except by using some periphrase like "J'ai l'intention d'agir", there is no guarantee that the person telling you "J'agirai" is indeed willing to act... Well, it carries a subtler text, where "Avoir l'intention de" means being just possibly willing but not being really intent.
Still, the point here is that the future French is more often than not closer to the English conditional, because while as in English it allows for external circumstances to affect the action outcome, it does not carry with it the speaker's expression of its intent and will.