no life (continued)

The good thing about being overworked and besieged by the great morons' horde is the conversation.

-"Do you often go shooting people in the streets?"
-"No, not in Europe. (waits a sec, thinking) For now."

The girls are talking about clothes, one of them then says that she likes Esprit jeans.
-"Comme la tête dans le cul quoi."
-"Mais non, à l'envers!"

Another girl is eating some stinking fish.
-"Smells like my girlfriend coming back from camp."
-"Your girlfriend is a girl scout leader?"
-"Not a leader, no."

-"My wife has lost two stones."
-"Good for her."
-"Now I can see my watch when I hug her."
-"Sterling performance. Carry on."