- "So, how come you are still single?"
- "I have been told recently that I have an issue with intimacy and trust."
- "That's pretty honest and straightforward."
- "Well, this is quite new to me. I used to answer something like 'I am not single, I am a zoophile. And while the profound and meaningful relationship I have with Dolly allows me to go past the social stigma, I still feel that her social, not to say hygienic, skills are lacking.', which usually got me classified as fully tanked and ready to go."
- ...
- "And if that was not enough, I went by saying something like 'You have really nice hairs. A pity they are not curled. It would look great on you.'"
- "Baaaaaaa"
I know: I rule.
- "I have been told recently that I have an issue with intimacy and trust."
- "That's pretty honest and straightforward."
- "Well, this is quite new to me. I used to answer something like 'I am not single, I am a zoophile. And while the profound and meaningful relationship I have with Dolly allows me to go past the social stigma, I still feel that her social, not to say hygienic, skills are lacking.', which usually got me classified as fully tanked and ready to go."
- ...
- "And if that was not enough, I went by saying something like 'You have really nice hairs. A pity they are not curled. It would look great on you.'"
- "Baaaaaaa"
I know: I rule.
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