The side-kick intro

Between the time when the oceans drank Flanders,
and the rise of the sons of Toffler,
there was an age undreamed of.
And unto this, Maj. Hindsight,
destined to wear the jeweled crown of Vectorial Psychology upon a troubled brow.
It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.
Let me tell you of the days of high adventure...

--Archimago